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Right now though, I'd rather fucking play Half-Life. I'd rather watch Siege featuring Steven Seagal.

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Under Siege, I mean. This Siege is a different kettle of fish entirely.

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Oh yeah!

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Awwwwwww. Siege 2. Siege Harder.

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Feel the Siege, Arizona.

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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*Sings*

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life he was like fuck it I'm just gonna I'm gonna repent my sins and became like a big-time Catholic

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You know the way people do when they find God at the late stages

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Imagine if you did that

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All that was for nothing all that stuff about the God delusion and all the the gene the gene chat

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All the fucking gene chat you were doing waste of time man

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Oh

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fire

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No way Hitchens taped his death

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So that it wouldn't be said he repented no way where'd you see that lively was it?

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Chris Hitchens it's it's a head and on views ahead of sorry Mexican chainsaw warrior

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Number two to Frank McCord

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Did you hear a fucking oh in an attempt to get down with the kids?

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*Belost*

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Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman!

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*Belost*

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Did you hear a fucking...

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Oh! In an attempt to get down with the kids.

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They're gonna... Fina Gael are gonna strap a GoPro to Leo Varadkar's forehead.

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And he's gonna livestream his fucking lunch times.

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On Twitch. *laughs*

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And then he's gonna have donation tickers as well.

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And top... Top donos.

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And then every time money comes in it'll go...

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His face will come up and it'll just go...

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Thanks... Thanks very much.

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I'll buy a pint with that.

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I'll run the country with that.

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Thanks very much.

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I'll run the country with that.

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What's for breakfast sake?

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I'll take...

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I had some...

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Fucking...

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Banana bread stuff that was left out.

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Glass of milk.

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Cup of tea.

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That's it.

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I don't really eat that much...

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That early.

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But I'll have something now after this.

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Been streaming for nearly two hours.

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It'll be time to say goodnight and god bless.

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Or good morning.

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And good luck.

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Ha ha.

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This lad.

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For record.

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You just got for record.

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Haha, this lad.

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Veracard.

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You just got veracard.

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Reload, is it?

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I don't understand.

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I don't understand.

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Down there, aye. I see you, Frank McCourt. I see. I see you. Intensive care. Oh. Fuckin' hell!

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Handle them like a pro. Gemma O'Doherty's banned off YouTube, but she's gonna be on Twitch tonight doing a fuckin' Metal Gear Solid Marathon.

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Gemma O'Doherty's speedrun featuring Frankie Schgoan.

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She'll be doing a TED Talk on genome soldiers. Patriots. Good evening, Patriots.

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Watch out. Grenades about. Watch out. Grenades about. Watch out.

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Grenades about. Watch out. Grenades about. You better watch out. Cause grenades about.

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Watch out!

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Watch out, grenades about, ba-doom-doom.

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Watch out, grenades about, you better watch out.

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Cause grenades about, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

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Load of blastin' going on out there.

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How are ya, Alex?

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Good to see ya, how are ya?

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Good stuff.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, what about generator?

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What about generator location?

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Livestream tonight, man.

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Outside Google tonight, man.

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Speedrun outside Google.

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Come along.

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Bring your flag.

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The lale lule loma.

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Anti-vaxxers.

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Sorry, Gordon.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight, man.

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We're gonna have an anti-vaxx speedrun.

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See how fast we can't vaccinate the entire population against modern diseases.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight.

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your one five gun you with your one five gun how old are you

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speed run flat earth the earth is is flat therefore the speed run will be easy peasy no hills

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no hill climbs there's gonna be no last name of the tour de france out of stage today cancel them i'm afraid

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we're gonna do a live patriot street from the fucking tour de france and decry everything that it's become

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blame it on soros and the boys soros and the boys

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so long soros

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a few fucking sorrow shields down here man they need to go to bed to them

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that's google down there why don't we just use the whole of this situation as a metaphor for google

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and the irony being google are hosting this as we speak this video brought to you by google

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okay this is it yeah you take that door i'll take this one no problem you do the damage i'll wait here

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excuse me gordon sorry

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penelope thank you very much penelope p

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is flaps thank you very much and you see jemma told me half-life three was indeed happening sorry freeman

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thank you and that's great news and i look forward to the stream jd j to the d jizzy to the dizzy baby

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jizzy to the dizzy let's get busy

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what's going on what's going on all right that was a bit of a ball ache that sorry about that now

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we found we've located jizzy odizzy's hideout man this is where this this is this is when you see the streams that she does this is the actual gap she has two of these in the corner

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she has two of these in the corner taking a few minutes to expose one of these as well for watching it with a burst from the ground not watching rt in the meantime and then she has one of these man this is for the live fucking google hangouts she does the hang she's got one two three four five six seven seven hangout screens that can host seven people having a chat at a time

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and uh it never works it's always a problem with it there's always a delay and it's hard to watch

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sound body is poor come on out the way man

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great stove that'll heat the room that'll eat the rest of the building as well that pipe will go

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uh round to the other room pardon me the chimney pipe how are you were you the one that was beefing earlier on ptsd vibes

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sauce hurry

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uh

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uh

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uh

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uh

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uh

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What a crack Alex, what a, what a yes! Where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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Where are we going?

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I need it.

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I need it.

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Cover me while I reload!

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I'll break, I'll break, I'll break, I'll break.

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Over there!

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Over there!

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I'm going to go back to me.

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I'm going to go back to me.

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I have a feeling I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm going to go back to me.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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It's Pythagoras squared.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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He has a pair of...

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Mesut O' ...

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I'm not meant to be doing this.

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There's no need to be doing this.

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Number shoe.

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Number shoe.

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Golders, gold is green edition.

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Ud's in this.

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I'll be doing this.

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I will, yeah.

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Bad boys down here.

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No.

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Look at that guy.

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Why are you doing this.

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It's gonna be illegal.

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I'm not doing this.

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fucking lame is unit

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Diatribe absolute soul churner the new the new metal band that you haven't heard of with their feel-good hit of the bummer soul churn by metal hammer

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How far do I go down into the fucking depth how how far down the rabbit hole do you wanna go man? I can take you if you wanna go

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Maybe you land on that

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Maybe why why did you not discuss your speed run with Gordon Freeman?

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*Gasp*

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Mice man

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Yo MC Mice man, I don't I don't got time. I don't got time for yo ass MC Mice man

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Yeah, how about that?

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Come on you energy levels are dissipating. Oh

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No, I'm trapped. I'm trapped

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He just got hot sold baby

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Mess is hot still is actually gonna have cannons mounted onto his fucking Land Rover a book now

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Real good. He's gonna have a real going mounted like metal gears arm

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Metal gear odds it's gonna be called man

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Oh, fuck. What am I doing? James Rodriguez.

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James Rodriguez. James Rodriguez changes his name to James Rodriguez? And it's going to be a guess who-a-thon every time you say his name. How are you getting on, chicken head?

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Ah, Spice Girls. Spice Girls the movie 2 coming back at you. Featuring Cleopatra, the other girl band that didn't do well. All saints are there as well, waiting menacingly in the background.

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Stevie. Yeah, thank you. Stevie B. Thank you, Stevie B, for your wonderful tip. And you left a message, Stevie B, that says, hope all is well, Francis. Which sounds like maybe what you're watching suggests all is not well, but it is.

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I'm having a blast. Where the fucking hell am I going? Eternal, Jamie Redknapp's wife. Featuring Bewitched.

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Thanks very much, Stevie B.

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Oh, where am I going, man?

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Liberty X featuring hearsay.

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What you see is what you get.

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Mega mix.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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See you later, man.

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We're inside Messer Dotsil's house, man.

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That's how easy it was to get in.

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Now, let's go and take, take, take.

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Fuck.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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Egg puttin' beans for other voices.

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John Kelly's gonna be doin' a fuckin' celebration of it.

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On, uh, what's his show on RTE on the radio?

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The Last Train or somethin'.

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Danny Dyer's gonna be the new host of, uh, other voices.

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Ha ha ha.

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In a bid to win over the fuckin', the youngsters.

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RTE have hired none other than Danny Dyer.

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Oh, we're down in Dingo.

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It's gonna get proper, it's gonna get proper naughty.

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Imagine him, uh, like, presenting other voices in the same way he does Britain's Deadliest Men or somethin'.

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Alright, we've got this girl.

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Alright, we've got this girl.

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She's, she's an indie artist.

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She plays a ukulele from fuckin' Galway.

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She, we're gonna be goin' down to a church in Dingle, yeah?

248
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It's gonna get proper fuckin' indie, innit?

249
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,240
It's gonna get proper bed wetting.

250
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,040
It's, it's then the Dingle, innit?

251
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,320
Dingle's artist.

252
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,160
Danny Dingle.

253
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,200
Danny Dingle.

254
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,680
Eating a Pringle.

255
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,080
Listening, listening to a jingle.

256
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,400
Innit.

257
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:34,000
Oh, fuckin' hell.

258
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,040
Thank you for the tip.

259
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,520
Thanks very much.

260
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,300
Moolah for nothin' and your tips for free.

261
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,300
*laughs*

262
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,300
*laughs*

263
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,300
*laughs*

264
00:39:52,300 --> 00:40:20,300
*laughs*

265
00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,300
What the fuck?

266
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,300
*coughing*

267
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,300
*coughing*

268
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,300
*Sigh*

269
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,300
*Sigh*

270
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,300
*Sigh*

271
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:37,300
*laughs*

272
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,300
*laughs*

273
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:39,800
*Gasp*

274
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,300
*Gasp*

275
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:40,800
*Gasp*

276
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,300
*Gasp*

277
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,300
*coughs*

278
00:40:43,300 --> 00:41:13,280
Oh, my God.

279
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,440
Why is it shut them?

280
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,440
Oh, my God.

281
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:24,440
Oh, my God.

282
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,440
Oh.

283
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,440
Oh.

284
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,440
Oh.

285
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:43,440
East End of Dingle.

286
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,440
Oh.

287
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,440
Or as the locals call it, on Andangan.

288
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,440
Andangan.

289
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,440
I can oh yeah

290
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,160
Repellent

291
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,160
*sad*

292
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,160
*sad*

293
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,160
*sad*

294
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,160
*sad*

295
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,160
*sad*

296
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,160
*sad*

297
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,160
*sad*

298
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:59,160
*Gunshot*

299
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:05,160
Fuck it, waste time, waste time. *laughs*

300
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:22,160
Ireland, Ireland's hardest dolphin. Ireland's hardest dolphin. Fungi. We're down in Dingle, or as it's known in Ireland to Irish people.

301
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:37,160
And Dangan, to meet Fungi. He's been decommissioned, innit? Innit? He's the top boy of the sea, of the seaside. He's a naughty little dolphin. He's a little rascal.

302
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:43,160
*laughs*

303
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,160
*laughs*

304
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Off the rails, reloaded.

305
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,160
*laughs*

306
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,160
*laughs*

307
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,160
*laughs*

308
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,160
*laughs*

309
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,160
*laughs*

310
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,160
*laughs*

311
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:03,160
*laughs*

312
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,160
*laughs*

313
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,160
*laughs*

314
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,160
*laughs*

315
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,160
*laughs*

316
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,160
*laughs*

317
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,160
*laughs*

318
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,160
*laughs*

319
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,160
*laughs*

320
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,160
*laughs*

321
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,160
*laughs*

322
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,560
I'm none other than Matt Cooper at the helm of the wheel.

323
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,840
Off the reels too, Frank McCord.

324
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:30,760
Real harder.

325
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,460
Off the reel gun.

326
00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,100
No!

327
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,120
Peter Collins presents Off the Reels.

328
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:49,660
Fuck.

329
00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:54,940
What is that?

330
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,300
What the fuck is going on?

331
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,300
What the fuck is going on?

332
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,520
Who's firing?

333
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:30,300
Oh, we have to use this plank.

334
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,100
Nice bit of Pat Kenny there, man.

335
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:35,160
Use that to cross the fucking void.

336
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:36,100
No.

337
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:38,980
Not gonna happen.

338
00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:45,300
Oh, it was as easy as that.

339
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,680
You're joking me.

340
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,040
You're joking me.

341
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:29,060
What are these?

342
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:31,020
What are these?

343
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,960
I've got five of.

344
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,260
Tell me I've got five.

345
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,320
Are they flares or something?

346
00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:38,320
And if they are flares, what do they do, Frank McCord?

347
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,000
What are you going at for the day?

348
00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:48,780
Thank you very much.

349
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:51,860
I don't know.

350
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:57,280
Probably go out and about if it doesn't piss down.

351
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:04,760
After watching the Alps stage of the Tour de France.

352
00:47:07,340 --> 00:47:08,200
Maybe the end.

353
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,260
I'll watch the end of it.

354
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,340
Probably walk the dog.

355
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,060
Fucking walk the dog.

356
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,760
Down to Undangan.

357
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:22,760
Down to Undangan.

358
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760
Undangan.

359
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,380
Undangan.

360
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,220
Probably watch off the rails.

361
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,240
On a VHS recording in the attic.

362
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,380
With the dog.

363
00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:51,520
Probably do a bit of live streaming.

364
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,440
Oh, fucking.

365
00:47:52,440 --> 00:48:04,740
Yeah!

366
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,660
This is where we begun.

367
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,440
There's no...

368
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,220
Oh, it's a lift.

369
00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:12,620
That's a lift.

370
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:20,880
I'm goosed.

371
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:32,500
Goose meat.

372
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,500
Goose meat.

373
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:46,820
No!

374
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:53,380
Major misunderstanding.

375
00:48:55,380 --> 00:49:02,380
I'm going to be watching Big Break reruns with me, Mesut Otsil.

376
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:09,000
We're going to be learning how to protect your car and wives with Mesut Otsil on a livestream.

377
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Mesut Otsil is going to strap a GoPro Hero 5 to his brain.

378
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000
And then we're going to fucking go for dinner.

379
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
This should be easy.

380
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,620
This should be very easy.

381
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,620
But it's not.

382
00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:42,240
That's nice.

383
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,240
That was nice to do that.

384
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:55,240
That was Clinch.

385
00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:59,240
That was Clutch.

386
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,240
Clinch Higgins.

387
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:06,240
It's the Grand Prix this weekend.

388
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,240
Oh, these are the fucking things I've got.

389
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:07,240
Rods.

390
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,240
I was wondering what they were.

391
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240
Oh, these are the fucking things I've got.

392
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,240
Rods.

393
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,240
I was wondering what they were.

394
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:22,880
it's the grand prix this weekend oh these are the fucking things i've got rods i was wondering what

395
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,200
they were

396
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:30,200
so

397
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:56,200
hellman province

398
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:11,480
please tell me it's saved please tell me it's saved chernobyl simulator 2 chernoblier

399
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:21,540
do you have any duncan stewart echo ice streams no but i have a sack of echo island repeats

400
00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:36,820
with blonid and fucking dara before he became big for his comedic skills

401
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:47,100
do you remember that fucking thing on tina g where it was like a chart show and it used to have like a stupid little elf guy

402
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:52,600
what the fuck was that about it was cack ah

403
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,100
*Sigh*

404
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:11,020
Now what do we do?

405
00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:20,420
I don't know what it was, it wasn't a leprechaun was it?

406
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,420
*Clears throat*

407
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,420
*Clears throat*

408
00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,420
Pop 4

409
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:29,420
Eh

410
00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:33,420
Number 2, Frank McCourt

411
00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:41,420
Why did you not discuss how to move from A to B on the moving platform?

412
00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:42,420
*Sigh*

413
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:47,420
*Sigh*

414
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:48,420
*Sigh*

415
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,420
You could ring in *Sigh*

416
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:56,420
You could ring in and control the little guy *Sigh*

417
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,420
*Sigh*

418
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,420
Oh, what the fuck?

419
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,420
Don't do here now

420
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:08,420
Maybe just move along these rails

421
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,840
Just talk to myself.

422
00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:15,400
Balance and act.

423
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:18,160
Ah, yeah.

424
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:19,520
Look at that.

425
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:21,040
Scumbag.

426
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:33,920
My fingers.

427
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,100
Do you believe in magic?

428
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:38,820
Thank you very much.

429
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,620
Yeah, I did until I watched Magic's Greatest Secrets on Sky 1 in 1999.

430
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,360
Magic's Greatest Secrets revealed.

431
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,400
Before that, it was all real to me.

432
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,680
Penn and Teller.

433
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,320
Paul Daniels.

434
00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,320
Sweet Beast.

435
00:53:59,440 --> 00:53:59,780
Mark.

436
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,200
All the big magicians.

437
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:04,960
Pablo Hernandez for Leeds United.

438
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:14,740
Right now, Pablo Hernandez for Leeds United is the only magician that's still practicing and nobody's managed to reveal his tricks.

439
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,180
Oh, you cunt.

440
00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:21,920
He's got the full license for the magic, the cunt.

441
00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:28,080
He's on a provisional license for performing close up.

442
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,620
He can make five balls bounce out of his hand.

443
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:34,620
Yes.

444
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:47,500
Yes.

445
00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:48,420
Top of the skull.

446
00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:49,520
Nine to four.

447
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,120
No, no.

448
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:50,800
Nine to four.

449
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,880
Anyone else want to join the dinner of death?

450
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:01,700
I'm here for you and I'm waiting and I'm hungry for blood.

451
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:15,200
These guys.

452
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,640
These guys, man.

453
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:30,440
Tell you what.

454
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,820
This goes out to all the 90s Nazis out there.

455
00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:38,040
Who can forget?

456
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:46,960
Look at him there.

457
00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:47,260
Look.

458
00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:49,300
Magic's great.

459
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,100
He got revealed by the masked magician.

460
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,900
Magic's greatest secrets revealed.

461
00:55:54,900 --> 00:56:12,620
These are the TV license crew.

462
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:40,960
Magic's greatest secrets busted.

463
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,120
Presented by Charlie from Busted.

464
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:49,360
Charlie from Busted's going setting up his own band man.

465
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,380
They're going to be huge.

466
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,680
Five years later, back with Busted.

467
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,700
Not only Busted, but members of the other lads that were a ripoff of Busted.

468
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,900
Busted flush.

469
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:14,960
They should start a new band called the Nutbusters.

470
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,260
McFly.

471
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:19,160
McBusted.

472
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,840
Jim Morrison.

473
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:25,640
Thank you very much.

474
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:47,400
The lads from Wilter are going teaming up with fucking the guys from Busted to make a new album.

475
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,500
Herb Dogger producing.

476
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,880
Oh, TV license inspectors are here.

477
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,440
TV license inspectors got me, man.

478
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,440
Oh, I can't do anymore.

479
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,400
I need to get some food or something.

480
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:21,120
Anyway, Chesney Hawks is on the fucking phone, man.

481
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,060
He wants your number.

482
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:23,300
Can I give him your number?

483
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:23,300
Can I give him your number?

484
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:53,280
I'm sorry.

485
00:58:53,280 --> 00:59:13,980
Chesney box, Chesney Hawks. Chesney walks, Chesney talks, Chesney Hawks. Yeah, Chesney Hawks. Alright, alright, Chesney Hawks. Tonight, tonight, Chesney Hawks. Feeling alright? You hammered your Chesney.

486
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:20,480
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Cause that stuff was a blast.

487
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:32,260
Welcome to Sunday Night Games.

488
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:39,260
We'll be right back.

489
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:46,260
I love women. I love women. I'm...

490
00:59:46,260 --> 01:00:14,280
I love women. I love women. Don't obsess with me or don't you have a life.

491
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:40,680
Don't you have a life. Don't you have a life. Don't you have a life. Don't you have a life. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. All right. See you later. Thanks very much for watching. See you later.

492
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,680
Bye.

493
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,680
Bye.

494
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,680
Bye.

495
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,320
Bye.

496
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,320
Bye.
